Never trust a big butt and a smile

POSITION: Pivot, blocker, and jammer - 8th Season

AWARDS: 2007 MRD Most Improved, 2009 MRD Most Immovable Object, 2010 Reservoir Dolls "Worst Injury" award

ABOUT: The Dutch Oven brings the literal to breaking wind and cutting the cheese. I have seen wind break in her wake. I have seen cheese cut by her butt. I don't even think she owns a knife. I've been victim to her titular malfeces and, god as my witness, it is a force to be reckoned with. The Results: I'm typing with a mouth wand as we speak. Well, as you speak. I use a series of blinks. "ed ha usato il suo asino come tromba (ʺAnd she used her ass as a trumpetʺ) - Dante The Divine Comedy