How can you not love derby?

POSITION: Mascot - 9th season

AWARDS: Fan Favorite Mascot - 2009, 2010, 2011

ABOUT: "This is the best crew I've ever had. Every girl brings her own special talent. Mouse, she looks so sweet, they never see it coming. Dutch, who knew so much stuff could be turned into poison? Charlie, always on the move, They can never catch her. J.L., she's never away for long. I could go on, but you get the picture. I love them all like they were my very own daughter who, by the way, was recently paroled."

FAVORITE WEAPON: A fountain pen