We are the Fastest, meanest, and strongest crime syndicate Mr. Bubba Bigg could assemble. Built from the raw clay of street hardened, and prison scarred beauties, we are the slickest of jewel thieves, con women, bank robbers, grifters, and assasins. Now we've been made even meaner and faster by the eight wheels on our feet. The pseudonyms are fake, but the action is real. Steer clear of these girls, or they'll shoot dirty looks at you. Get too close and they just might steal your wallet... or quite possibly, even your heart.
The Reservoir Dolls leave it all on the line on the track and will always go out (metaphorical) guns blazin' - but we believe deeply in respect for others and for personal safety in our day-to-day lives.