MRD Owwies 2009

FAN CHOICE:

Fav MRDoll: Darling Nikki
Fav Team: Vaudeville Vixens
Fav Mascot: Res Dolls, esp Mr Bigg
Best Uniform: Vaudeville Vixens (25), LolCat especially (15)
Best Derby Name: Little Bo Bleep

SKATER CHOICE:

MV Jammer: Juke < bigg is making a shirt
MV Pivot: Mustang < bigg shirt
MV Blocker: AK & Chop < bigg shirt
MV Rookie: Juke < bigg shirt
Immov Object (hardest to move): Dutch Oven  < A brick?
Unstoppable Force (hardest hitter): Mauly Tov < A hammer, or a small bat
Rabid Teaminess: Sour Kraut < rabies, i mean... something vixeny?
Most Improved Rookie: Sakaho < A sippy cup (graduated from bottle)
Most Improved Veteran: Sassafrass < a wine glass, for the aged and fully refined
Energizer Bunny: Stitch < bunny
Tightest Fit: Mack the Knife < jar of vaseline...seriously
Cleanest Game: TBD < bar of soap
Diamond Award for Most Val Under Pressure: Jewels of Denile < a diamond!
Chicken Spell Award: Most Feared: Jewels of Denile  < rubber chicken
Bringing Sexy Back: Unholy Rollers < a copy of james brown's "hotpants"
10pt Buck Award for Talking Biggest Smack: Sassafrass
Most True to their Name: The Heat
Purple Heart: Iris Carbomb
Least Worst Ref: Maxx Chaos
Most Improved Ref: Gorram Reaver
Above and Beyond: Most Dedicated Skater: Sour Kraut
Rom Zombie Award: Most dedicated support: Fleur Tacious

Some interesting observations from the season as seen from the stats table

"Lady Bang Award" - Ladylike (clean) Play - Sour Kraut
Mad Scorer - Stitch - 221 points (honorable mention: Jewels of DeNile, Juke Boxx)
Rookie Sensation - *pending film review upon availability* (Charlie Hustle may have 4-5 points more coming to her in a scorekeeping discrepancy: if so, she will have the rookie point total – otherwise it's a dead heat right now )
Leader of the Pack - 38 Lead Jams - Stitch (honorable mention: Jewels of DeNile, Charlie Hustle, Juke Boxx)
Iron Doll (or Iron Maiden) - Britnee Smears - 107 jams played (hm: Darling Nikki, Jewels of DeNile, Stank Girl the Stench Wench)

Action-related stats:

Doll's Best Friend - Most Assists - Lil Miss B. Havin - 36 (hm: Paine Mansfield, Mauly Tov, Dolly Pardon Me)
One Doll Wall - Most Defensive Actions - Sassafrass, Lil Miss B. Havin - 54 (hm: Ana Killingspree, Mauly Tov, Juke Boxx
Most Knockdowns (any knockdowns) - Sassafrass - 11 (hm: Ana Killingspree, Mauly Tov, Darling Nikki)
Dolls of all Trades - 20 or more jams at each position (J/P/B) - Darling Nikki, Harlot Bronte, Rosetta Stoned (hm: Dutch Oven, Ana Killingspree, Ace S. Wild, Chop Suzzy all just missed 20 in each)

Milestones - points (including this season's interleague bouts)

Jenny Knoxville - 800+
Mouse - 700+
Jewels of DeNile - 600+
Stitch - 400+
Dolly Pardon Me - 400+
Wild Berry Punch - 400+

2008 Owwies